In Anger

To those in the white car:

Hello, this is a formal letter to the member(s) of your "gang". I think you were mistaken when you thought a super-funny thing to do would be to yell curses at a dude riding his bike. You know what's going to be really funny? Driving that car off the nearest cliff would be hardcore. I mean, why not go out in style early instead of waiting for the drugs to do you in? Do us all a little favor and stop drinking.

"But we don't drink!" Then that must mean you can't drive. Your two attempts at doing a burnout in front of me failed with your tires spitting rocks everywhere. I also like the words you use when doing this, "SCREW YOU FAGGOT", then fail at the task at hand. The best part was when you had to come to a complete stop and then try again ten feet down the road from where your first attempt failed. I really don't think that was the funniest part, though. It was when I was doing my duty as "freelance trash collector" when you really made my day.

You once again slowed down as you went around me on the road and stared at me, too bad I didn't get a good look at who you were, and then took off. This was when I gave you the suggestion to drive off the nearest cliff (see above), but I doubt you heard it because you were listening to the latest Rap music (probably "FITTY-CENT DOES HIS HO" or "Crank dat Soulja Boy") and my advice was lost in the "music".

Another suggestion would be to close your legs.

I wrote this directly after the last event. But I have now let go. Love does funny things.

I met someone else. Her name? Well, like I said, love does funny things.

Hey

You know what makes me mad? Anime. And Anime fans. 

I have the privilege of knowing someone who is addicted to Anime and other Japanese weirdness, and to make it all worse she's AMERICAN.

I don't know what the heck her deal is, whether she thinks she's "all that" or "hot", but NOTHING, and I mean nothing, is appealing about this girl. She has it in her mind that she is Japanese and that she is all knowing in their culture and language. One time I was sitting near her during a small get-together and we were talking about a boy that used to cause a lot of trouble and got sent to some bootcamp up north. The girl responded with "That guy's a hentai". 

I don't think I slept that good that night, or if I did my dreams were all about punching her in the face. I woke the next morning with a burning hate for this girl and decided to make sure I got the Japanese out of her.

We happen to be in the same class and every once in awhile we get some spare time to hang out. So she's reading a book one day and I ask her if I can read it. She agrees and I start flipping through the pages.

IT WAS EROTIC FICTION.

I think I kept reading for a minute or two and then I lost all will to live. My hate only grew when she asked my to her birthday party. I had to mow that day.

I happen to be talking to her another day and she cracks, "I LIKE CHEESE!!!" and "BISCUIT!!!". The look on my face pretty much summed up how my life was going at that moment and I found the rising urge to just fall over and not get up for a very long time.

It's not funny to be "random" and just yell stupid phrases like "CHEESE!!!" or "MEEKY!!!!!!!!!!". This is the exact opposite of funny. Cheese is not funny. Cheese is serious buisness.

WELCOME TO AMERICA. GOD BLESS THE USA AND BURN THE REBEL FLAG.

Review: Cloverfield

Awesome poster: Check.


Army guys: Check.


Big angry monster + historic landmark: Check.

AWESOME MOVIE: Check.

GO. SEE. IT.

Update: I'm alive!

What's up everyone? Yeah, I've been on hiatus for awhile :P (Bigggggg thanks to Angela for making me update this) Anyway, here's everything I've done since the last update:

RAMPAGE CANCELLED
Engine sucked, too much ambition and not enough actual work etc etc.

ZONERUNNERS STARTED
My newest game, now under the Ongirmar name and logo. The official page is here.

JETSTAR FOREVER VERSION 2 UP!
Check it out!

Sorry for being so brief, more soon.

ATTENTION: Here's an old post that I don't care about anymore, you can have it.

Yesterday my life changed and it will never heal or be normal again: I walked into school and saw three girls wearing PJ's.

Normally, I'd be all, "Hey, that's okay." But then I realized just how idiotic it was even though there was another group of girls fighting right beside them (one girl got her drink spilled or something, aka typical Highschool bullcrap) I thought maybe the girls had an excuse for wearing their Jammies into school, but after hearing them talk, it all boiled down to this: "I was tired."

Wow, that's a new one.

Hey, it's bad enough that the local AM static can't wake me up, but I get dressed, that's because it's what we were taught to do and should do for the sake of all that is holy. Why do you even have the audacity to think that the reason your classes suck is because they're boring or involve brain activity? It's your very own fault that you guzzle gallons of caffeine at midnight then make the remark the next morning, "I couldn't sleep last night." Really? You couldn't? What a surprise. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the three cups of sugar you ate last night.

Then the argument, "I'm only making a statement." Yeah, way to fight the machine. You sure are sticking it to the man by stating that you're so lazy that you couldn't even accomplish the simple task of getting up. Let alone do math problems. They should fail you automatically because you're just saying that you suck at school and you don't show any signs of really giving a crap about anything other than talking on your cellphones and dating hicks, jerks, gang members, etc.

I don't have a cellphone, I have fifty cents, which I insert into the payphone and dial my folks' number. That's all there is to it. A lot better than paying for "txt" and "pix", don't you say? The last time I used a cellphone, I found that my hand was far too superior than the plastic device, and I crushed it with my brainwaves. Needless to say, they are handy during emergencies that require immediate attention, that's all they'll be good for until they have the option of self destruction built it. That's a real good idea and I support anyone who can and will market these.

I try to make my articles fair, but this just isn't a fair argument. I mean, I hear all the same whines and groans you do at midterm time but that doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of how AGONIZING it is to walk into school at 8:05 sharp and hear an entire replay of how and when you smoked pot and who you started dating after you drank eight beers at your Uncle's house.

This was written in the school newspaper about STUPID FRESHMEN cutting in the lunch line (minor edits made) "The line of ignorant STUPID FRESHMEN ignored my (whines, moans) so I charged to the front of the line followed by a few fellow classmates. When I charged through the line of STUPID FRESHMEN a few of them cussed at me and (whine, moan) while I screamed 'SENORITY' to display my rule over all STUPID FRESHMEN. Unfortunately, when I reached the front I turned to notice that the my friends SPEARHEADING the line with me had been cut off by STUPID FRESHMEN, and I cried a thousand tears and my heart burned for their misfortune."

Hey, guess what? Maybe your friends were cut off by, get this, PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T CUT.

What a jerk.

This post is about stuff I think up during school

Hey, guys. It's been a while hasn't it? Well, I really got to thinking about how I was mean to people (Gay's, bi's, ex-girlfriend) and I'm really sorry and I feel bad about it now...
NOT
I'm still really ticked about girls being so lame and dumping all over me and how bad driver's ed sucks. About that: Driver's Ed is like an enigma; you can spit on it but it won't go away. Now, say I'm sitting in class and the kid beside me says, "Hey dood wazzup hows it hangin" and I'm all like, "Just fine." and he's like, "u wanna go?? rite here??" then he stands up to act all big and I'm all, "Yeah, let's go!!" then he sits down and goes, "That's what I thought!!!". Is it just me or does that make you mad?

Hey, whatever happened to DDR? Seriously, it was really hip before Guitar Hero came along and whooped everyone upside the head with "Trogdor" and "Made in Mexico". Now, I'm not racist, but why is it that every joke is about Mexicans now? That makes me mad. People used to say stuff like, "Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "Papa John's delivery service!" "Come on in. The door's unlocked but the lock is a little rusty." "It won't open." "Hmm, try twisting and pulling up..." "Still stuck!" "Okay, try kicking the bottom part, it gets jammed sometimes when I let the dog in from it's walk. Hey, where's the dog anyway? Mr. Flufficans!!!" "Dude, your dog's coming up the driveway." "It bites, be careful. It bit the Dominoes man, that's why he dosen't come anymore." "Okay---DUDE, YOUR DOG HAS MY LEG!! GET OFF STUPID JERK!!! WHERE YOU  RUNNING FOOL I'M GONNA FILE A REPORT!!! WHAT? YES I WILL YOU JUST WATCH DUMB THING!!!!!"

Why does everyone play WoW now? I had this big long post about it, but it sucked, it explained why everyone liked it and stuff. It was intense. I think everyone plays it because of the night elves, I MEAN LOOK AT THEM HOW IS THAT CONSIDERED ARMOR COME ON MAN GIVE ME A BREAK

That's it.

FAIL: Gamehippo.com Admin rampage

    Sometimes in life people screw you over for no good reason. You get charged for a mower you didn't buy at Walmart, you get a Dell computer, you lose a game of pong, etc. All of these are good examples, but here's a better one:
   
    I've been a member of the Gamehippo.com community for well over a year now, and I've been through a lot. I've been threatened for "illegally communicating with my child over the internet" and called "jerk" multiple times. But nothing amounts to what happened yesterday, and thanks to this here keyboard I can tell you the entire story in vivid adjectives.

Gamehippo.com forums / 9 PM
I log on, making the rounds from the newest post first. Sykz has something say about Sinister's cat; I get called a jerk again for shooting a cat.

Gamehippo.com forums / 9:10 PM
I spot the topic I made called, "Surprise: Our admin is gone", it's got another page of posts I have to read.

Gamehippo.com forums / 9:15 PM
Connection is slow, but I mange to read most of the topic. Half the way through I spot a post by the new owner. I've been banned for trolling on one of my alts (everyone knew it was a joke), including my other alternate accounts Jack Bauer, SimBrain5000, and FIXER FIXED BY FIXER.

Gamehippo.com forums / 9:16 PM
FURIOUS RAMPAGE ENSUES

Gamehippo.com forums / 9:20 PM
I'm cooling off, and I read the rest of the topic. Obviously I wasn't the only one that got mad because my fellow users managed to get me unbanned.

Gamehippo.com forums / 9:21 PM
Admin dies from stab wound to the back.

    It's moments like these that make Gamehippo.com the best site in the world. At GH we have it all, dead cats, angry admins, and illegal child communication. In other words we pwn.